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Dear randos on the internet and other people who have seen me naked,

Returning to the subject of love... The only love I'm interested in is the queerplatonic love I have with Lucy. We high-five each other after our respective hook-ups and then watch the trailer for Hobbs & Shaw on repeat for an hour--why would I need anything else? She has zero chance of getting rid of me, even if she gets married. Also it's super funny when we go out together and everyone assumes she tops me:




Sincerely,
assigned bottom at chili's

P.S. They're not wrong.

P.P.S. It's after midnight, making it May 1st. Please enjoy the most important spring song:

"First of May" (Watch on YouTube)