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I got yelled at last year for not mentioning it, so yes, my first 29th birthday is this week--the 13th, to be specific. Do with that information what you will! But now you know that if I'm covered with glitter at my party this week, it's not just leftover from Pride. Sadly, six more years until my birthday is a Friday the 13th and shit gets real weird. Start bracing yourself now.

Yes, I'm a Gemini born to a gay couple during Pride Month. Now you know why I'm Like This.

Orgy friends, do not despair, for preparations continue apace.